Saturday, May 19, 2012

Fear & Loathing in South Australia


South Australia is in the South. 

I have proof.
  

These are South Australian sheep, anxiously awaiting the Facebook Float.


South Australia's favourite horse. Barry. Barry lives in  comparative peace, compared to the sheep. He bought Apple stock.


This is South Australia's most famous and beloved shed.


In South Australia, you can only pee in specifically designated areas.


Those in a higher tax bracket get to pee under a tree.
   

The South Australian Government employs drug dogs to patrol the highways for discarded contraband.


Speaking of contraband, the possession and consumption of fruit in South Australia is strictly prohibited.  Only hamburgers, chips and pizza may be consumed in this state. 


 Offenders are intercepted, and forced to listen to Ween's 'Pushing the Little Daisies'- for eternity.

  

'HAY'- indeed any summons or exclamation- can be purchased from convenient roadside vending outlets.


Old people can also be purchased over the counter in most regional and urban centres.


This is a drop-off centre for all their crap.


This is where South Aussies store all their failed TV shows. 


And old abandoned blogs.


South Australia's second favourite crater.


There is only ONE road into South Australia.  Like the 'Hotel California'...once in, you may never leave.  



But then...you will never want to. 

HATS- & PANTS- OFF TO THE GREAT STATE OF SOUTH AUSTRALIA!  

HOORAY!!!!